My mother, for the first time ever, decided to wake me up before work this morning. Now, normally, this would just piss me off because it’s stupid fucking early and I’m out of school.
But the kicker was this: My boyfriend and my best friend/his brother were still in the room and she had no idea they were there.
So I became a fucking ninja and jumped out of bed, woke them both up and hid them in my closet, where there isn’t much space, before my Mom could walk in and kick my ass like:
It is also kind of embarrassing since she came to treat me like a fucking 12 year old and read me a written list of chores I had to do, I guess under the impression that I can’t read.
Heart attack and certain death avoided, this time. But that was complete and total bullshit. The whole time she was talking, in my head I was just
But I just stood there like:
And when she left, I was just like:
#Mom #Mothers #Boyfriends #Haters gonna hate #Let me sleep #I just want to sleep #I was cuddling with my best friend #I was warm #it was 7 in the morning #pugs #tyler oakley #family guy